Total Drama Bash Episode 1

Let the Bashing Begin!

Chris: Welcome to Total…Drama…Bash! As promised every single contestant liked or not will be competing for the biggest prize of all…One billion dollars! You heard me right all 64 of total drama’s contestants will be competing for the biggest prize in total drama history right here at our only slightly used, highly explosive island! Only one of these misfit kids will win. While the others may receive injuries, deception, and heartbreak, fun right? Watch the whole thing unfold right now on Total…Drama…Bash!

*Intro plays.*
Dear mom and dad I’m doing fine (Owen jumps off a cliff he makes a huge splash causing Geoff, Bridgette, and A slightly mutant Dakota up into the air.)
You guys are on my mind (Sam runs to the cliff in shock over Dakota; he tries to catch her and falls down while the screen turns to Duncan, Scott, Heather, Alejandro, and Amy laughing at his misfortune.)
You asked me what I wanted to be (Samey, Courtney, Gwen, and B look at them disapprovingly.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see (Brick, Jo, Lightning, Eva, Lance, and Tyler race past them)
I wanna be… (Lightning crashes into Rodney who doesn’t even budge while he helps Lindsay and Beth down a tree, making Tyler stop.)
Famous! (Anne Maria, Leshawna, Jade, Sugar, and Blainley are fighting over who looks prettier Jo and Eva soon join the fight just for the sake of fighting until Justin walks in and takes his shirt off, stopping the fight.)
I want live close to the sun (Lance beats Brick to the finish in the forest; he is hugged by Britney while Topher and Beardo clap for him, Cameron and Sebastin pat Brick on the back for a good effort.)
Pack your bags cause Iv'e already won (The screen turns to another part of the forest where DJ, Dawn, and Adam are meditating with animals, Xavier is next to them trying to pet a bunny that seems terrified of him, Ella prances in singing, freaking out the others; causing them to run away.)
Everything to prove (They fall down a waterfall falling onto a log where Mike, Zoey, Dave, Sky, Sierra, and Cody are talking about their future as couples will be like, much to Cody’s and Sky's annoyance.)
Nothing in my way (The log breaks due to too many contestants on it at once, the log crashes into a cave that Max, Aniya, and a more human looking Ezekiel runs out of as two bears chase them, the bears laugh and take of their heads, revealing to be Jasmine and Izzy.)
I’ll get there one day cause (The three run inside the Main lodge where Noah, Scarlett, and Dianna are reading books instead of eating.)
I wanna be (At the table next to them Harold, Leonardo, and Shawn are reading comic books instead.)
Famous! (Antonio walks out and pours his food on Ashtin, He gets up and the two begin to fight.)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (The screen moves over to the to the beach.)
I wanna be I wanna be (Staci is talking to Fang who runs away instead of eating her.)
I wanna be famous! (Chris and Chef gesture the camera towards the campfire.)
I wanna be I wanna be (The camera changes screens to the campfire ceremony where Trent tries to play his guitar as Katie and Sadie hug him; Laura and Shasha shrug and clap anyways.)
I wanna be famous! (The screen turns to the sun as it changes to the moon before going back to the ceremony, everyone has gathered around Chris.)
*Whistling.* (Chef hands Chris an envelope, containing who’s about to go home, the contestants whistle nervously.)
*End of Intro.*

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Bash! It took a lot of work but somehow our unpaid interns managed to gather every contestant on the show so far onto the boats that will drag them back here...probably against their will. Guess I owe chef twenty bucks. With that said here’s our first boat full of contestants.

*A small boat stops at the island and opens up, former contestants Staci, Dakota, Jo, and Lightning all walk out.*

Lightning: *pushes the others aside to arrive on the island first.* Yeah! Sha- first!

Jo: *growls and tackles him to the ground, the two begin to attack each other.*

Staci: Tackling was first invented by my great great great grandfather. Before him people playing football would just tag each other.

Dakota: *pushes her aside.* Hey Chris it’s so nice to be back here in the spotlight again! *she poses as the camera zooms in on her, Dakota has been away from radioactive materials for so long she has reverted back a lot, Her “hair is still green and her eyes are still feral, she’s slightly above her original height as well.*

Chris: Wow...Drama in less than a minute. This is going to be a good season! *He laughs as the next ship stops at the island.*

*The ship opens up and reveals former contestants Ella, Rodney, Shasha, and Laura.*

Ella: *she prances off the ship and gets ready to sing, Shasha quickly covers her mouth.*

Shasha: I uhh...think that’s enough songs for now. You don’t want to…

Laura: Strain your vocal cords!

Shasha: Yeah yeah that.

Ella: Aww you two are so sweet! *she skips over to the other contestants, Shasha and Laura sigh in relief behind her back, Jo gasps and steps back.*

Jo: Ahh! It’s so pink!

Rodney: *Looks around and smiles before blushing a bit, the big hearted Rodney stands next to Shasha and Laura.*

Chris: Aww no drama from this ship huh? Oh well let’s see what the next one has to offer! *Chris jesters over to the 3rd ship, it opens revealing former contestants Lance, Britney, Shawn, and Jasmine.*

Lance: *looks over at Laura and glares at her angrily.*

Laura: *Glares back at him, Shasha quickly joins in on the glaring joins her.*

Britney: Ignore them Lance. We’ll get our revenge on them this time… *They walk over and stand on the opposite side.*

*Shawn and Jasmine are talking to one another about their vast knowledge of survival skills, the pair stands next to each other and continue their chatting.*

Chris: Good finally a little tension in the group.

Jo: One of the very few things Chris loves. *Some of the campers laugh at Jo’s comment.*

Chris: Anyways…*He huffs and points over to the next ship, it opens up and let’s out former contestants Scarlett, Beth, Sky, and Lindsay.*

Lindsay: Yeah I can’t believe we get to come back here again...wait somethings different.

Beth: Lindsay this is a different island.

Lindsay: Ohhhh thanks BFF! *they smile and walk into the group.*

Scarlett: *she’s holding a notebook and scribbles down in it, she looks up at the cast before scribbling into it again.*

Sky: *Jumps off the ship and does a flip before landing onto the ground safely.*

Lightning: Big deal. Lightning could of done two flips.

Jo: Well I could of done three!

Lightning: Sha-lier! *The two begin to fight again, Sky shrugs and joins the others, avoiding the conflict.*

Chris: sheesh...let’s try and speed this up a bit. *The next ship pulls in as former contestants Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, and Bridgette.*

*Geoff and Bridgette are holding hands instead of kissing heavily, a sign they learned their lesson back in season two.*

Beth: Geoff! Bridgette!

Geoff: Hey Beth how’s it been!

Bridgette: Hey Beth, Hey Lindsay!

*Before they continue catching up Duncan runs off the ship and hides behind Rodney.*

Courtney: Come on Duncan don’t be a chicken! We still need to talk...a lot.

Chris: Talk later, I still have about forty more kids to get through.

Courtney: *Huffs and walks away from Duncan, standing next to Geoff and Bridgette.*

*The next boat has already stopped, It let’s off Sammy, Leonard, Anne Maria, and Scott.*

Anne Maria: Glad to be off that ship wreck, not one handsome guy in sight.

Scott: You should try setting your expectations lower.

Anne Maria: Excuse me! *She gets ready to hit Scott until Leonardo steps in.*

Leonard: I’ll save you young goblin! Vanishing spell!!! *He throws a smoke bomb at Anne Maria it hits her but there’s not much smoke at all, Anne Maria gets ready to attack Leonard instead until Samey steps in.*

Samey: Ok I think this has gone to far! Why don’t we just stand with the others ok?

Anne Maria: *She glares at Scott and Leonard before rolling her eyes and standing with the group. Samey, Leonard, and Scott all stand on the opposite side of her.*

Chris: *Watches the next boat pull up.* Also introducing former competitors Dianna, Noah, Brick, and Xavier!

*Dianna and Noah are reading books, they say nothing as they join the group side by side.*

Brick: *Brick salutes to the cast and Chris, everyone gives him a confused look but Lindsay who salutes back.*

Xavier: Laura! Shasha! *Xavier walks over to them as they all high five.* Adam not here yet?

Shasha: Nope, but we were unlucky enough to to have Lance and Britney here…

Xavier: *looks over at them and speaks in deadpan.* Oh...great…

*THe next boat pulls in as contestants Dj and Sebastian run off the ship in a hurry and hide behind some of the larger players, the reason is obvious as Heather and Alejandro step off the ship and smirk, taking their place side by side together, snickering at Dj and Sebastian’s cowardice.*

*Another ship pulls in, the first contestants off are Sierra, who is carrying Cody much to his dismay, following them are Amy and Jade.*

Sierra: Oh my gosh Cody we made it.

Cody: So can you put me down then?

Sierra: Just a little longer?

Cody: Sierra!

Sierra: Ok…*She frowns and puts him down.*

Amy: *She looks around and frowns to see her sister is already there.*

Jade: *Jade is more cautious now, after her tragic mess up last season she knows not to brag...at least not openly anyways.*

*The four of them take their places as the next ship pulls in, Owen is the first one off as he runs in excitedly, Harold and Leshawna follow behind him, chatting away as they take their place along  with a happy Owen, Sugar comes off last and stays as far away from Ella as possible, giving her an evil glare.*

Chris: Wow...that was boring. Let’s see if the next ship is any better.

*As the next boat stops Justin is the first one off followed by a love struck Eva...until her eyes meet Alejandro and she immediately runs to him, Justin stands on the shore in complete shock, Tyler comes off next after Ashtin.*

Tyler: You ready for this little dude?

Ashtin: Little! *Ashtin suddenly pounces on Tyler and starts to beat on him as Tyler tries to pull him off.*

Chris: See now that’s much better for ratings.

*The next ship drops off Zoey, Aniya, Gwen, and Trent, Gwen and trent haven’t spoken the entire trip, they’re too nervous to say anything after what happened so many seasons ago, Aniya looks nervous as well, she looks down and joins the others without a word, the only happy one that comes off the boat is Zoey who is confused to see her friends Cameron and Mike have not yet arrived.*

Chris: Woah...can you all feel that tension? Heavy huh?

Trent, Gwen, and Aniya: Shut it Chris!

Chris: Geez...well anyways let’s see who we get next.

*The next boat drops off Katie, Sadie, Topher, and Max.*

Katie: This is so great Sadie! We haven’t played in forever!

Sadie: Oh totally that was like so boring.

Katie: Hi everyone!

Sadie: It’s great to finally be back.

Topher: Ugh these girls chatted all night I couldn’t get any beauty sleep.

Max: Yes their insufferable chatting kept me up all night as well! Lucky for me evil never sleeps.

Topher: That explains why you never had your growth spurt.

*Katie and Sadie hug and stay by Trent, much to his annoyance, Max grumbles before standing next to Scarlett. Topher tries to stand with Chris until Chris pushes him back towards the other campers.*

Chris: And finally we’re down to the last three ships!

*Sam, Mike, and Dave come off the ship next, they run from Ezekiel, his skin is a lighter green and his hair has grown back and he is wearing shoes again, his clothes are still dirty and his eyes are a pinkish color.*

Sam: Geez he looks like one of the zombies from return of the dead again 3.

Shawn: Zombies!

Jasmine: *Slaps him to calm him down.*

Dave: Not to mention he’s absolutely disgusting.

Mike: *Backs up slowly over to Zoey without a word, wanting to stay out of it.*

Ezekiel: *Growls and runs on all fours as he chases after Sam and Dave!

Sam and Dave: Ahhhhh!

Chris: Haha don’t get caught! I’m not sure if Ezekiel has been tested for rabies...or any disease for that matter.

*The next boat drops off former contestants Izzy, Antonio, and Cameron. Cameron’s fear of Izzy remains as he runs off the boat first and hides behind Mike and Zoey.*

Antonio: Ahaha classic. Way to strike fear into the little twerp.

Izzy: What no. I’m sure he’s just shy. *She laughs maniacally before joining the others.*

Antonio: Ok… *He shrugs and joins the others next.*

*Chef walks off the boat next with a large sack.*

Chris: What the...Chef you’re not a contestant!

Chef: I know but this one fought hard to avoid coming back here. *He opens the sack and Blainley falls out.*

Blainley: *Gasps.* No! No! I can’t be back here. I refuse!

Chris: Sorry Blainley...well not really but because you were a contestant even if it wasn’t very long.

Blainley: Hey!

Chris: You still must compete.

Blainley: Fine…*Walks over to the other contestants.*

Chris: And finally, our last boat!

*The last boat finally arrives, Beardo and B are the first ones off, B is bobbing his head in time to Beardo’s beatboxing, after them Dawn and Adam come off the boat next.*

Adam: Wait wait ok one more question what’s my aura color?

Dawn: White with a tint of grey. *She smiles and stands with the others.*

Adam: Oh cool! ...Wait is that good?

Chris: Get with the others Adam. Introducing you all back here took up more time then I had hoped and I’d like to announce as soon as possible.

Adam: *Gulps and joins the crowd of teens.*

Chris: Good. Now if I call your name stand to either the left or right of me depending on how I characterize you.  *Chris flips through some cards.* Ok first the original cast...For making friends with anyone she can...Beth I dub thee a hero! Stand to the right of me.

Beth: *Squeals in delight and stands to the right of Chris.*

Chris: For spreading dirt on anyone just to get farther ahead in life...Blainley I dub thee a villain! Go left.

Blainley: *Growls lowly.* and stands to the left of Chris.

Chris: For being generally nice despite competing for a short amount of time...Katie I dub thee a hero! Go left.

Katie: Eeeeeeeee! *Stands with Beth.*

Chris: For being a huge problem during season 3...4...and 5...Ezekiel I dub thee a villain!

Ezekiel: *Growls and stands with Blainley, Blainley backs away slowly.*

Chris: For never having a bad thought about anyone and always being goofy...Owen I dub thee a hero!

Owen: Yeah awesome! *Hugs Beth and Katie tightly, they gasp for breath.*

Chris: For tattle tailing which caused a huge mess of drama to happen in season 3...Tyler I dub thee a villain.

Tyler: What! Me! I was forced! *Two interns drag Tyler to the villains side even as his face is still filled with shock.*

Chris: For being sweet and kind to everyone but Heather...Lindsay I dub thee a hero.

Lindsay: Yeah! *She runs and hugs Beth.*

Chris: For using his looks to seduce countless TD girls…*Alejandro and Justin step up, they look and gasp at each other.* Awkward...I dub Justin a villain.

Justin: *Stands over with the villains, smirking at Alejandro.*

Chris: For loving animals as well as his friends...DJ I dub thee a hero.

DJ: Alright! *He walks over and high fives Owen and Beth.*

Chris: For being insane and causing countless explosions...Izzy I dub a villain.

Izzy: Hehe boom boom…*she giggles before joining her team.*

Chris: For being a walking Total drama encyclopedia and a general good girl...Sierra I dub thee a hero.

Sierra: Cody better be a hero too. *She giggles creepily as she joins the others.*

Chris: For being in juvie and more recently in jail...Duncan I dub thee a villain.

Duncan: *Duncan says nothing and looks down as he joins his group.*

Chris: For loving her bestie more than life itself...Sadie I dub thee a hero.

Sadie: Eeeeeee! *She runs and hugs Katie.* Oh my gosh we get to be on the same team again!

Katie: I know this is going to be so great!

Chris: Shush it! For being manipulative, evil, and bossy...Heather I dub thee a villain.

Heather: Well obviously. *She rolls her eyes and joins her fellow team mates.*

Chris: For being able to find love in unexpected places and being able to stick it to bullies...Harold I dub thee a hero.

Harold: Booyah! *He runs over and highfives Owen and DJ.* Being a hero is so much more favorable to my skills.

Chris: For being a seductive and sexy as well as an evil back stabber...Alejandro I dub thee a villain.

Alejandro: Excelente. *He stood next to Heather and glared at Justin.*

Chris: For wanting to party all night long...Geoff I dub thee a hero.

Geoff: Haha yeah party! *He runs over to his team and highfives Owen and DJ.*

Chris: For being a poor sport and remarking to everything sarcastically...Noah I dub thee a Villain.

Noah: ...Whatever. *Sighs and joins his team.*

Chris: For being sweet, calm, and friendly...Bridgette I dub thee a hero!

Bridgette: Alright cool! *She smiles and hugs Geoff.*

Chris: For having a deadly temper...Eva I dub thee a Villain.

Eva: Whatever. Bring it on! *Walks over to her team.*

Chris: For being able to be nice to crazy stalkers...Cody I dub thee a hero.

Cody: *Cody facepalms himself before joining his team.*

Sierra: Yeah Cody! I wonder who that stalker is…

Cody: *sigh.*

Chris: For having a dangerous attitude...Leshawna I dub thee a villain.

Leshawna: Excuse me! I’m a villain! *She groans and joins her team.*

Chris: For being a cool dude. Even during bad break ups...Trent I dub thee a hero.

Trent: Heh. Alright sounds cool. *Joins his team and smiles.*

*Gwen and Courtney look at each other nervously then back at Chris.*

Chris: For having a complete turnaround in season 5 I dub…..Gwen a hero!

Gwen: Yes!

Courtney: So that means…

Chris: Yes Courtney...You’re now a villain.

Courtney: No! I want a recount!

Gwen: *Happily joins the hero team, she hugs Cameron.*

Chef: *Picks up Courtney and places her with the villains.*

Chris: Now moving on to the second generation. For being nice and occasionally distracted I dub thee a hero.

Sam: Sweet. Now the games can begin! *He smiles and joins his team.*

Chris: For being very very annoying...Staci I dub thee a villain.

Staci: When have I ever been annoying? I should be a hero cause my great great-

Chris: NO ONE CARES!

Staci: Epp! *Quickly joins her team.*

Chris: For using his mind to better mankind...B I dub thee a hero.

B: *Raises his fist in the air happily and walks to his team.*

Chris: For being sassy and not polite in the slightest...Anne Maria I dub thee a villain.

Anne Maria: Pff whatever. *She puts on a coat of hair spray on before joining her team.*

Chris: For being a nice nerd...Cameron I dub thee a hero.

Cameron: *Sighs in relief.* What a relief. It’s good not to be a villain again.

Chris: For being a weasel...Scott I dub thee a villain.

Scott: What? I don’t even look like a weasel! *He glares at Chris and joins his side.*

Chris: For apologizing to anyone and being sweet...Zoey I dub thee a hero.

Zoey: Awesome! *She smiles and hugs Cameron.*

Chris: For having an ego ten times the size of his brain...Lightning I dub thee a villain.

Lightning: Alright! *Runs to the hero side.*

Chris: Wrong way…

Lightning: I knew that! *Runs to the villains side instead.*

Chris: For being able to overcome his dark side...Mike I dub thee a hero.

Mike: Phew…*Joins his team and sighs in relief.*

Chris: For being aggressive as well as dominating...Jo I dub thee a villain.

Jo: Yeah huge shocker. *Rolls her eyes and joins the villains side.*

Chris: For never leaving his team behind...Brick I dub thee a hero.

Brick: Thank you sir! *Salutes to Chris and joins the heroes.*

Chris: For being a bratty attention hog...Dakota I dub thee a villain.

Dakota: What! No!

Sam: Aww Bummer…

Dakota: Grrr…*Joins the villains side and sighs.* Sam…

Chris: Which leaves Dawn to join the...where’s Dawn?

Dawn: Over here. *She waves from the heroes side.*

Chris: How did...nevermind. On to the third generation. For giving literally everything up for love...Dave I dub thee a hero!

Dave: Sounds good to me! *smiles and joins his team.*

Chris: For being very annoying...Beardo I dub thee a villain.

Beardo: Dun dun dunnnnn!...*shrugs and joins his team.*

Chris: For always supporting her team...Sky I dub thee a hero.

Sky: Yes! sounds good to me! *Stands next to Dave and smiles at him.*

Chris: For being crazy, rude, and hating on a certain other player...Sugar I dub thee a villain.

Sugar: Alright! As long as Ella won’t be on this team I’m fine. *She smiles and joins the villains team.*

Chris: Speaking of Ella...For being friendly to everyone and everything...even Sugar…

Sugar: Hey!

Chris: Ella I dub thee a hero!

Ella: Oh joyous day! I’m so happy I could sing!

Chris: You remember last time you sang?

Ella: *Sighs and joins the heroes side.*

Chris: For being “EVIL”...Max I dub thee a villain.

Max: An EVIL villain! *Runs over to the villain’s side.*

Scarlett: *Rolls her eyes.*

Chris: Yeah whatever. For being an excellent leader turned softie...Jasmine I dub thee a hero.

Jasmine: Alright that’s fine with...softie? *Glares at Chris and joins the heroes side.*

Chris: For trying to steal the show and failing miserably...Topher I dub thee a villain.

Topher: *Mumbles to himself.* Just you wait Chris...this show will be mine…

Chris: For having a heart that might be too big...Rodney I dub thee a hero.

Rodney: Sounds good to me! *Smiles and joins the heroes side.*

Chris: For being able to hide her evil well...Scarlett I dub thee a villain.

Scarlett: Yeah huge shocker. *Joins the villains side.*

Chris: For sacrificing himself for love...Shawn I dub thee a hero.

Shawn: Alright! *He runs over and hugs Jasmine, she blushes a bit.*

Chris: For being a faker and a liar...Leonard I dub thee a villain.

Leonard: I’ve beaten goblin hordes and demons! I’m no villain! *Grumbles and joins the villains side.*

*Amy and Sammy glare at each other.*

Chris: For being the better half…*Amy steps up.* In terms of niceness…*Sammy steps up.* I dub...Samey a hero.

Samey: Ha! Now everyone can see how much of a villain you are.

Amy: *Growls and joins the villains side while Sammy joins the heroes side.*

Chris: Now on to our last generation...For giving up a million dollars in the final 3 to save a friendship...Laura I dub thee a hero.

Laura: That’s great! *Smiles and joins the heroes side.*

Chris: For probably needing to go into an insane asylum...Antonio I dub thee a villain.

Antonio: Hahaha...very well Chris… *Slowly walks over to the dark side.*

Chris: For being sweet...even during an early elimination...Sebastin I dub thee a hero.

Sebastin: Yes! *He smiles and high fives Laura.*

Chris: For being the female in the bad couple duo...Britney I dub thee a villain.

Britney: Pff whatever. *Walks over to the villains side.*

Chris: For giving up his violent nature...Xavier I dub thee a hero.

Xavier: Redemption! *Smiles and stands with Laura.*

Chris: For being ruthless and the other half of a bad couple...Lance I dub thee a villain.

Lance: Doesn’t surprise me. *Stands next to Britney.*

Chris: For trying to get help and warning a team she wasn’t on...Aniya I dub thee a hero.

Aniya: What a relief! *Smiles and joins the heroes.*

Chris: For being a poor sport and not helping her team...Dianna I dub thee a villain.

Dianna: Ugh. Typical. *Walks over to the villains side.*

Chris: For forming an ever lasting friendship...Shasha I dub thee a hero.

Shasha: That’s what I’m talking about! *Runs over and hug Laura.*

Laura: Welcome to the team!

Chris: Having being aggressive because of his size...Ashtin I dub thee a villain.

Ashtin: Hey!...Ugh whatever…*Joins the villains side.*

Chris: For being forgiving to someone he should hate...Adam I dub thee a hero.

Adam: Phew…*High fives Xavier and smiles.*

Chris: And for being a brat with more bark than bite...Jade I dub thee a villain.

Jade: Hey! *Grumbles and joins the villains side.*

Chris: With the teams set up it’s time to-

Scarlett: Just one minute the heroes have one extra player!

Heather: I demand the teams be even!

Villains: Hey/No fair/Even the odds!

Chris: ALRIGHT! *Sigh.* Is any of the heroes willing to become a villain?

*cricket noises.*

Harold: I’ll do it! For Leshawna. *He walks over to the villains side and smiles at Leshawna.*

Leshawna: *Blushes a bit.*

(Leshawna: That was so sweet of Harold to do that for me...I just hope the villains don’t pick him off first for it!)

Chris: Now for the new team names...the heroes will be called the Honorable heroic hamsters! *The hamster has a halo and angel wings.* and the villains will be call the Vile villainous vultures now. *The vulture has bat wings and devil horns now.* since introducing you all has taken up too much time...they’ll be no challenge today!

Everyone: *Cheers.*

Chris: Oh but there’s plenty of bad news…

Everyone: *Groans.*

Chris: For starters...every elimination until further notice will be a double elimination!

Everyone: *Gasp.*

Chris: But for this first elimination there won’t be a challenge...both teams have one hour to discuss in a large group, individually, or in small groups which members of their team should go home first. Each player votes twice...they can either use their vote on two different people...or the same person twice and for this first elimination...four people are going home. Two on each team.

Everyone: *Gasps again.*

Chris: And enough with the group reactions! Now follow me.

*Chris leads the group to a new  kitchen...it only has thirty chairs.*

Chris: There wasn’t enough money in the budget for you all of you kids to have chairs so...yeah there’s still plenty of floor to go around.

*The contestants run to grab seats, 15 for the heroes and 15 for the villains.*

*Honorable Heroic Hamster’s side.*

Gwen: Ok we need to find a way to be fair about this.

Bridgette: Oh we could take turns saying one reason why we should stay!

Geoff: Great idea babe and then we can like, vote for who we think can’t help the team.

Sky: Then we vote for the weakest links.

Jasmine: That could work. Let’s give everyone a fair chance to say why they should stay...and if they aren’t convincing we cut em’ from the team.

Mike: Ok who wants to go first?

*No one raises their hand.*

Gwen: This could take a while.

*Vile Villainous Vulture’s side.*

Courtney: Come on people it’s so obvious. All we have to do is vote off the weak links.

Alejandro: I say we be democratic like the heroes and give everyone a chance.

Heather: Oh like the heroes huh?

Alejandro: Oh you have a better idea Heather?

Heather:...Ok fine we’ll talk it out.

Courtney: Ok so who wants to go first?

*No one raises their hand.*

Courtney: This could take a while.

*Heroes side.*

Laura: Why don’t we just go in a circle?

Shasha: That could work!

Sam: Maybe you can start then?

(Laura: Not cool Sam…)

(Shasha: I know where one of my votes are going now…)

Laura: Well...I made it to the final 3 in my season...so I can be of great help.

Shasha: I’m a tough girl and can handle myself and I have artistic skill.

Sam: Well...I’m a gamer so I have great hand eye coordination.

Katie: Me and Sadie are Bff’s for life so we like, think alike.

Sadie: *Nods in agreement.*

Cameron: I may not be good in physical challenges but I’m smart!

Mike: Now that I have control of my brain I’m a stable competitor.

Zoey: I’m a tough but sweet competitor and I’m ready to help our team win.

Rodney: I...me uhhh….big heart.

Samey: Rodney gets his words mixed up a lot...but he’s a burly player and we need those.

Rodney: Thanks Amy.

Samey: I’m Sammy…*Sighs.* Anyways I stood up to my sister and I’m ready to stand up to the other villains too.

Geoff: Hi guys. I’m Geoff and I like to party! Oh and I’m a great competitor!

Bridgette: I’m a surfer girl so I can go with the flow.

B: …*Looks around, he can’t talk making it hard to say what he’s good at.*

Dawn: B doesn’t really talk but he’s a smart guy. As for me I’m an aura reader. I can also understand animals.

B: *Gives the thumbs up to Dawn.*

Ella and Adam: I can understand animals too!

DJ: Yeah animals are awesome. Plus I’m a big dude. I’ll come through for us.

Aniya: Well...umm...I went back on my team in order to warn the others…

(Aniya: Umm maybe I shouldn’t of worded it like that…)

Trent: I’m a musician. I bet I can lift our moral when things aren’t looking good. *He smiles and laughs.*

Gwen: I’m one tough girl. I’ve even been in the final four twice.

Cody: I may look weak but I have a load of experience.

Sierra: I know a lot about everyone. It can come in handy.

Dave: I’m a very careful player. I’ll make sure we stay clean...and on top?

Sky: I’m a gymnast and we can use athletic players!

Jasmine: I’m big, strong, and a great survivalist. So is my man Shawn here.

Shawn: You also forgot I’m prepared for a zom- *Jasmine covers his mouth.*

Jasmine: *Whispers.* Don’t mention the zombie thing to the others...it’s best not to freak them out.

Shawn: Oh good call.

Lindsay: Ok so I’m a good person and I’m pretty and super smart too! *She leans back to show confidence and falls out of her chair.*

Beth: I’m good at making friends!

Brick: I’m in the military. I’m trained to be tough!

Sebastin: I’m a nice kid and I’m willing to do anything to help the team.

Xavier: I’m an ex hunter but my skills are as sharp as ever!

Owen: Oh me...well...I ummm…*Owen let’s out a large nervous fart, anyone sitting near him quickly moves away.* I’m a great guy and I’m sure I can help you guys. *He laughs nervously and looks around, most of his team has moved away, even some of the villains have moved away.*

(Owen: I hope everyone will still like me...I fart when I’m nervous...Happy, sad, excited, upset, surprised- *The confessional cuts off.*)

*Villains side.*

Dianna: *Yawn.* Let’s just copy the heroes and get this over with.

Britney: Oh I insist. You first then.

Dianna: I read a lot so I have knowledge on all kinds of matters.

Britney: I’m a tough and sneaky girl.

Lance: I’m brutal. I’ll stomp on some heroes if it means winning.

Jade: I’m just here to win like everyone else. No big deal.

Blainley: I can get dirt on people in a snap. You need me.

Topher: I’m just here to take down Chris...I’m sure you all understand. *Everyone nods in agreement.*

Amy: After being unfairly eliminated. I want to crush my sister, then the rest of her team.

Max: Alas I was also eliminated unfairly. It was clearly Scarlett’s fault.

Scarlett: Don’t blame me for your shortcomings. Chris wouldn’t of voted you off if you kept that big mouth shut.

Jo: If you two are done bickering like a married couple...I’m an athlete. Keep me on your team and we’ll keep winning.

Lightning: Oh please. If they want to keep winning they’ll keep me since I’m number one!

Heather: I’m full of great ideas and strategy. You’d be a fool to boot me off.

Alfonso: As am I. I have both brains and beauty. *Some of the girls look at him and blush slightly.*

Eva: I’m ruthless, mean, strong, and fast. So you better not vote me off…

Tyler: I’m a great athlete and my head is in the game! Yeah!

Justin: I’m smart...handsome too! *Most of the girls are still gawking at Alejandro, Justin glares at him angrily.*

Leonard: I’m a wizard! I can help protect us with forcefields and barriers!

Staci: Oh oh me next!

Leonard: Sure. Please tell us your tale my lady.

Jo, Lightning, Scott, Dakota, and Anne maria: Wait no don’t!

Staci: Well…*She takes a deep breath and speaks, the episode cuts off her speech due to time constraints.*

Staci: And that’s about it.

Noah: Oh did you finish talking? Finally I can go.

Chris: *Blasts an airhorn.* Time’s up. Meet me at the bonfire ceremony for our first elimination.

Noah:...Of course…

*Elimination Ceremony #1.*

Chris: Welcome players to our first elimination of the season. Eliminations are simple. This season you'll vote twice, either for two different people or the same person twice and to vote all you have to do is go into the confessional and say the names of the person or people you want gone. If your safe you get marshmallows. Now get voting

Chris: Iv'e received all your votes and it’s time to send four of you home already. Let’s start with the heroes votes for each other...With no votes against them the first few marshmallows of the season go to…

Chris: I have marshmallows for...Trent, Bridgette, Cody, Dawn, Brick, Zoey, Mike, Cameron, Jasmine, Sebastin, and Laura.

*They all cheer and catch their marshmallows.*

Chris: With only one vote against them...Gwen, Dj, Sky, Shawn, Sammy, Ella, Rodney, Adam, and Shasha.

*They cheer and catch their marshmallows as well.*

Chris: Two votes against them...Geoff, Lindsay, Katie, Sadie, and B. With three votes...Sam, Dave, and Xavier are also safe...which leaves…

*Beth, Owen, Sierra, and Aniya look at each other nervously.*

Chris: But before I reveal your fates...I’m going to skip over to the villains!

Beth, Owen, Sierra, and Aniya: Awwww…

Chris: The villains with no votes against them are...Leshawna, Izzy, Scott, Dakota, Anne Maria, Sugar, Topher, Lance, Britney, Dianna, and Jade.

*They cheer and eat their marshmallows.*

Chris: Only one vote against them...Heather, Courtney, Tyler, Amy, and Max...with two votes against them, I’m giving safety too...Duncan, Blainley, Eva, Noah, Scarlett, and Ashtin.

*They all catch their marshmallows and cheer.*

Chris: Three votes...Justin, Jo, and Antonio. Now there’s a lot of four votes…so I’m going to keep a few of them a secret for now. Alejandro, Lightning, and Beardo are safe.

*The six of them sigh in relief and eat their marshmallows.*

Harold, Ezekiel, Staci, and Leonard: *They gulp and sit with the heroes in the bottom.*

Chris: So let’s see why your all in the bottom...Owen...you embarrassed yourself with a huge fart that made you close...with no one. Beth you’re here because...Well uhh...ok it’s not Beth! *Throws her a marshmallow, she smiles and joins her team.* Sierra is here for scaring her team with her creepy obsessions with everyone. Aniya is here because she openly admitted she was somewhat of a traitor last season. Harold...you’re a hero on a villains team...Ezekiel...you're here because you're always in the bottom...Staci..your chatting cost the team some valuable sharing time. Leonard is here because his “spells” never work.

Chris: This shocks me but for now…*throws a marshmallow at Harold.* Your safe!

Harold: Booyah!

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Sierra and Ezekiel! *Throws them both marshmallows.*

Sierra: Yes!

Ezekiel: Raahhah!!!

Owen, Aniya, Leonard, and Staci: What!

Chris: Now for the best part...how you will be leaving me...Oh cops and angels!

Owen, Aniya, Staci, and Leonard: Cops and angels?

*Two interns dressed as angels take Owen and Aniya into a boat that looks like a cloud, it drives away from the island and out of site, then two interns dressed as cops take Leonard and Staci into a police boat and drive away from the island until they’re out of site as well.*

Chris: Four down and sixty to go! Find out who will be escorted out early next time on...Total! Drama! Bash!

*End of Episode 1.*